Posts Tagged ‘Silly’

Silly: Hextexting via the command line…

Tuesday, August 14th, 2018

A silly thread on Twitter came to my attention today that stirred some late 1980’s/1990’s phreak/hax0r nostalgia in me. So, of course, I did what any geek would do, wrote a one-off utility script for it. Have fun confusing your parents, kids.

#! /usr/bin/env escript


main([Command | Input]) ->
    ok = io:setopts([{encoding, unicode}]),
    Output = convert(Command, Input),
    io:format("~ts~n", [Output]).

convert("t", Input) ->
    String = string:join(Input, " "),
    string:join(lists:map(fun(C) -> integer_to_list(C, 16) end, String), " ");
convert("h", Input) ->
    lists:map(fun(C) -> list_to_integer(C, 16) end, Input);
convert(_, _) ->
    "hextext usage: `hextext t|h [text]".

(Also, look up rot13 — ’twas all the rage 30 years ago, and still makes an appearance as a facilitator of hidden easter eggs in some games. A lot of “garbled alien/monster/otherling speech” text is rot13.)

Erlang: Silly way to see if your shell supports VT100 commands

Thursday, September 21st, 2017

There are a few cases where it can be useful to use VT100 terminal commands in shell interaction scripts to draw frames, progressbars, menu lines, position the cursor, clear the screen, colorize text, etc.

I actually have a small library of utilities like this I might eventually release, but its a pretty niche need.

Anyway, within that niche need, here is a really silly way to see if the terminal you run your shell in supports VT100 commands. (If you’re on Linux using pretty much any prepackaged terminal then your terminal supports VT100 commands, but that is not always so true on Windows, depending on how you are accessing your shell.) Paste the following into your shell:

Z =
  fun() ->
    {ok, S} = gen_tcp:connect("", 23, []),
    ok = gen_tcp:send(S, "\r\n"),
    Q =
      fun R() ->
          {tcp, S, B} ->
            ok = io:format("~ts", [B]),
          {tcp_closed, S} ->
          after 60000 ->
            ok = gen_tcp:close(S),

And then do Z().

(I remember seeing this first years ago and had forgotten it was even a thing! Sysop excuses is still live at port 666 as well, btw…)