A Technically Inaccurate Explanation of Monads

I’ve come across a multitude of technically inaccurate explanations of monads on the web, all intending to explain them in simple terms to FP newbies, most revolving around their use in Haskell. They all suck. This is mine. It also sucks, but I hope it sucks less. [NOTE: I have no intent here to explain […]