Tiny strings-as-strings JSON in portable Erlang

There are several JSON libs for Erlang at this point, and as there is no correct mapping between JSON types and Erlang types, all make different tradeoffs that either work or don’t for your project. Beyond that, various interface and implementation differences exist due to the tradeoffs inherent in manipulating elements of the Black Tongue […]

Erlangers! USE LABELS! (aka “Stop Writing Punched-in-the-Face Code Blocks”)

Do you write lambdas directly inline in the argument list of various list functions or list comprehensions? Do you ever do it even though the fun itself, or the other arguments or return assignment/assertion for the call are too long and force you to scrunch that lambda’s definition up into an inline-multiline ball of wild […]

Pure Declarations in Erlang

Over the last year or so I’ve gone back and forth in my mind and in discussions with other Erlangers about type systems in Erlang, or rather, I’ve been going back and forth about its lack of one and the way Dialyzer acts as our bandaid in this area. Types are useful enough that we […]

Iterators? We Don’t NEED No Stinking Iterators!

Every so often a request for “implementation of iterators for maps” over hashes/maps/dicts or some other K-V data structure appears on mailing list for a functional langauge. I’ve spent years making heavy use of iterators in imperative languages, and the way they fit into Python is really great. For Python. I totally understand where some […]

Why OTP? Why “pure” and not “raw” Erlang?

I’ve been working on my little instructional project for the last few days and today finally got around to putting a very minimal, but working, chat system into the ErlMUD “scaffolding” code. (The commit with original comment is here. Note the date. By the time this post makes its way into Google things will probably […]

A Technically Inaccurate Explanation of Monads

I’ve come across a multitude of technically inaccurate explanations of monads on the web, all intending to explain them in simple terms to FP newbies, most revolving around their use in Haskell. They all suck. This is mine. It also sucks, but I hope it sucks less. [NOTE: I have no intent here to explain […]